CAPTION CONTEST
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Jeff: "Wow man...You can kick
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Jericho: "Hey I saw you on Dancing
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John Cena Vs Edge in the first ever
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Talk about the Addams family!
The CW network unveils the line-up for the
surprise return of Charlie's Angels... |
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"Aah! Craaammp Brotherrrr!!!!
Randy Orton stands clear as the Hulkster
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thought the Katie Vick incident was bad...
A sudden wave of tiredness hits the arena
as it looks like Triple H is about to speak. |
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The 3 best entries, in
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informs John Cena and Edge that the WWE has resigned Jeff Hardy. |
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Linda: "Terry there's an out of
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The 3 best entries, in
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winning the Diva Search, Layla realizes she's just become the
property of the WWE writing staff. |
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my "Wife Swap Meet Your New Mommy is getting more ratings than my
show" face... |
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one was impressed by Batista's Popeye impression. |
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Chris Benoit is forced to watch The Miz host the diva search. |
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Slow and Can't Wrestle community get together for a public meeting with
the press. |
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Brooke: "Ladies and Gentlemen...I am now going to perform my latest
single for you all!" |
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Vince (thinking): "Get off my foot
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Kenny uses the divas to help raise awareness for the 'Get Kenny A
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fan's reaction when told that Lashley tested negative for steroids. |
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HHH (thinking): "I'm the best man and I have no idea which one is
his wife, it could be any of them." |
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Shane: (singing): "I'm a little teapot short and....." |
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Bret Hart talks about his run in WCW. |
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describes in disturbing detail the time Shawn's tights fell down during
a title match. |
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Voices in Kane's Head: "May 19th Kane, It's happening again!
WWE's gonna make you stand in the cold in your tights with a bunch of
over-tanned, bleach toothed nobodies! They're gonna cut your pay and not
allow you to break kayfabe, even if you just want to put a shirt on!
Then when this movie bombs they'll stick you in a feud with Undertaker
for the 4000th time! It's happening again Kane! |
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Mick: "Please...send money." |
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Cena: "Lilian please tell me that is not a bra strap on Shawn's
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Triple H is called in for an emergency
neck massage during the match.
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So, Shane used to be a threat against
Kane.... how?
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Here we see the proud father of Mei
Xiang's new baby panda cub.
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Behold the devastating effects of Ric
Flair's sneeze.
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D-Von: "Whew, now that the
mandatory stunner is out of the way..."
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Here we see the latest hot American boy
band rehearsing their version of 'Unchained Melody'.
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Fan: "How did it feel jobbing to the Warrior at WrestleMania 12?"
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The 3 best entries, in
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(Looks shocked and then angrily yells):"By Gawd!! This thing says
low in fat!!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: It's not just Batista's
matches that stink.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Vince: "Damn it, if
you fans don't start liking what I force-feed you, then I'll unleash ALL
of these generic Divas onto TV!!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Apparently 'someone' threw
a brick through Edge's car with a note written on it...
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: "Am I doing it right?"
Shawn asks as Hulk Hogan stares at the floor in embarrassment.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: If you think Austin's had
a bad Botox job give me a hell yeah!
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Big Show: "Does
green make me look fat?"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Hall of Famer, Hall of
Fame bound...and Hardcore Holly.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Kurt wonders if Kevin Nash
would have been a better choice.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Members of the Horrible
Gimmick club take out their anger on each other.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here is the happy winner
of the 'Meet Aaron Carter' contest.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Now THIS is why I trained
to be a wrestler!!
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: After the chefs had run
out of ingredients the pie eating contest was declared a draw.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: After the releases of
Scott Steiner and Test, WWE can no longer book 'Scott Steiner Vs Test
for the services of Stacy Keibler #7585'. Now the WWE political players
are battle rapping for Stacy Keibler's services. Shane McMahon seems
confident that he will pull through.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: This week the backstage
spelling test moved on to 5 letter words.
Under the orders of Vince McMahon, WWE superstars must now send Triple H
fan mail.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Lita has always been a big
fan of Sensational Sherri's make-up style. One of
the more attractive WWE females.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Undertaker:
"Aww, cute little doggy, he's sooo cute.." Paul
Bearer seems to have lost some weight and gotten a facial...
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The middle of a match was not the best time for Heidenreich
to show his support for Michael Jackson.
Heidenreich: "Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the need for a new gimmick."
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
At the recent Raw in Canada, under
Canadian police orders, Shawn Michaels is forced to watch Ric Flair get
changed. Here we
see Shawn Michaels being held back by referees when he finally
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Edge: "NOOOO!! I wanted my hair
curled not waved!!" Edge
accidentally walks in on Mick Foley in the locker room.
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Cena: "I tawt I taw a puddy tat, I
did I did..."
Announcer: "Excuse me, there is a silver Escalade in the parking lot
with its lights on."
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Maven (thinking): 'Hmm, maybe black
trunks WOULD be better for a heel..."
Randy seems to have taken Mary Poppins' umbrella by mistake...
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Oh my God!!! K-Mart is having a sale on snazzy
polo shirts!!! "And
then I'll ride my motorcycle down to the ring, just like The Undertaker
did!!"...Another young fan dreams that he could be a real wrestler.
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Reaction to the news that Fozzy would be
performing on Smackdown. Luther:
"Ha ha ha... time for your salad Big Show!"
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Jericho and Lilian react to the
announcement that Maven will be in the main event at Survivor Series.
Jericho (thinking): There's no way I'm signing that!'
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Linda's reaction when Trish suggests that
Triple H may be getting too much TV time. Here we
see a session of training for the WWE Divas, but instead of lifting
weights, Trish practices stringing a sentence together without going on
a tangent...
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
All: "Y.M.C.A."
Randy Orton- Former World Heavyweight Champion and Elimination Chamber
participant.
When they got to the Wizard of Oz, Maven
got his eyebrows, Jericho got his feud, Orton got his title, but the
Wizard didn't have a personality for Benoit in his bag.
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Triple H (jumping up and down
excitedly): "I just had a great idea; me going over you in Rocky
VI!"
Sylvester Stallone (thinking to himself): "Man, and I thought I was
out of shape!"
Sylvester Stallone: "OK can we have
the idiot with the big nose and the cheap suit removed now please."
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Charlie: "OK
I'll stand here and nobody will suspect a thing, I mean what's weird
about seeing two guys with a midget in a gold mask?!"
Charlie: "Hi I'm Charlie, this is my kid Rey and my wife Shelton"
Haas (looking in the mirror): "Shelton does green make me look fat?"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
Triple H: "Seriously! I'm as ripped
now as I ever was!"
Sharon Osbourne (thinking): "Man, and I thought it was hard to
understand what the hell Ozzy was saying when he talked..." From
the 'What if WCW Was Still Around' files, here we see the WWE Champion,
Triple H at a press conference with the 3-time, current WCW Champion,
Sharon Osbourne.
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"At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
Needless to say, Linda McMahon's cover of Dr. Dre's 'Nothin But a G
Thing' Linda
McMahon stars in the WWE's version of Evita: "Our ratings are strong.
Our team is strong. Hurricane & Rosey will be here next to answer your
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
Two of Vince McMahon's least favourite people prepare for another day of
humiliation.
A young up and coming OVW superstar hopes to get a spot on Raw by
carrying in Eric Bischoff's bags... Oh wait, nevermind that's just Val
Venis.
The happy couple attend the first scan for
Eric's baby.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Ric Flair (thinking):
"This tie has been impressing the ladies since 1975! Whoooo!" Here
we see the newly crowned WWE Women's Champion. Oh, and there's Trish
Stratus too..
Trish: "Isn't once lawsuit enough
for you Flair?! Keep your hands above the table!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Congratulations Kurt its
a....er, well its either a midget or a very big baby!!
Here we see Kurt Angle trying on his new belt.
This was not the best of times for Kurt's
back to go into spasm.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Activities in the
retirement home today include a light workout to get the Flair:
"Hey Batista throw another 5lbs on there!"
Flair: "98... 99... 100! Maybe now I should try that with
weights!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Once again The Rock tries
to elevate himself straight to the main event on one of his flying
visits to WWE. Hey
cool, they make trampolines in the shape of Coach now!
We
watch as The Rock attempts the Triple Jump with Coach as the sand pit.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Edge is in the studio
putting the finishing touches to his debut single, a remake of the R.E.M. classic "Everybody Hurts". Here
Edge reveals to the world his new "nerd with buckteeth" gimmick; HHH
says it's a winner. If
you thought WWE Originals sucked wait til you hear WWE Originals 2
featuring Edge singing, "I have no Direction" and "Am I a Heel or am I a
Face?".
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Big Show is obviously
distraught as he is cut down by Simon Cowell in Celebrity American
Idol. Apparently Show's rendition of "Hit Me Bischoff One More Time"
did not impress. The
Big Show tries out for a role in the latest Harry and the Hendersons
Carmella is working her way into winning
the Raw Diva Search contest.
Big Show appears distraught at the recent break up of Hunter and Randy,
a couple Show reportedly thought "would last in the long run, like Lita
and Kane, Billy and Chuck, Bush and Blair.....".
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: "This cardboard cut-out of
Trish is going to look GREAT in my living room..."
As Trish unexpectedly lands in his arms:
"Thank you Lord! Can I keep her?"
Jericho's 'Mail Order Bride' was better
than he expected.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see the Rock being
sworn into Hollywood: Rock: "Ok, I've
narrowed it down to five guys who could have glued my eyes shut!" The
Rock left his career in the WWE to act in Hollywood... Five years
later... wearing a suit found in Ric Flair's trash... "Ah cucaracha Ah
cucaracha! Aei Aei Aei Aei Aei! Arriba!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: The promise of a signing
with a "Big WWE Superstar" failed to meet the expectations of the fans.
Maven (writing): "To Anthony and Eddie,
thanks for letting me give you an autograph, your admirer Maven."
As part of detention, the students have to
sit through a Maven autograph session.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: HHH: "And now with
the weather here's Randy Orton"
HHH: "So Randy, us teaming up to
face Benoit and Jericho next week...whatdya reckon?"
Orton struggles to get through Triple H's
autobiography
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Game Show Host:
"What is 500 pounds, 7'2 and can't wrestle?"
Host: "Big Show... you haven't
answered a single question right. Maybe this was a mistake."
"World
Title, beating Hogan, The Corporation! OVW, suspended on Smackdown, on
Hollywood Squares. My career is going places!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we have a character
who has drawn millions for his company over the years and a man
everybody loves. And that's Goldberg next to him Daffy's
is definitely the bigger Bill Bill
Goldberg signs for yet another Mickey Mouse corporation.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Tajiri: "My pants
have just let out a little mist of their own, hehe!"
Charles Robinson looks disgusted as Tajiri
applies his Tarantula with a little too much satisfaction... What a
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Lawler: "I've heard
of WWE superstar's being made out of plastic but cardboard, this is
RIDICULOUS!"
Lawler: "Ain't it exciting to be
here, Hulk? Are you having a good time?"
Lawler's caught between a Rock and a large waist
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Joke of the week: How many
blondes does it take to make one Word Life gesture?
Torrie: "Yeah, Billy's face lift
went better then expected!"
When Stacy and Torrie couldn't
work out how to start the bike, they signalled passers by for help.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Maven and JBL laugh over
JBL's inflated bullet-proof vest as the WWE prepare to go to Germany
again.
Here we see JBL and Maven at the latest
WWE party:
JBL:
"Does this suit make me look fat, or like Hitler?"
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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: Lesnar (to himself):
"Hmmm, I dropped the ball with my WWE career by quitting and I dropped
the ball big time with my 'match' at WrestleMania. Ah, what the heck.
One more time won't hurt, right?"
After failing in both his WWE and NFL careers, Brock Lesnar decides to
go into Shakespearean acting
"Sable honey, call the surgeon. Your
boob's escaped again."
WrestleMania XX payout - $500,000.00
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Bischoff (thinking):
"My God, Eugene has really let himself go!"
Bischoff: "Mick, after working
matches in Japan, WCW, WWE, flying off from 25-foot hell in a
cells, getting cracked over the skull with steel chairs, getting your
ear ripped from your head and being blown up by C4 explosives, there's
only two words to say: BREATH MINT!!!"
I wonder what it would look like if these two had a kid...oh
wait...Eugene
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Dragonball Z introduces
its new character... Batisteroid
"Did JR just call me a horse?!?"
Batista's reaction after finding out the
WWE are going to use the Triple H Vs Shawn Michaels storyline AGAIN!
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: With the Smackdown brand
slowly dwindling away, Smackdown superstars John Cena and Funaki have
agreed to drive the Raw superstars to their shows in order to make ends
meet. This week they drive Tajiri.
Tajiri: But I wanna ride in the front seat!!
Cena:"I'm so off the hook
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
Here we see Randy Orton listening to WWE
Originals Volume 2
Orton: "Yes Steve, I do love it when
Ric Flair touches my abs."
Orton (thinks to himself): "Hey, that
DJ looks like Roddy Piper. I wonder….nah. Nobody would consider HIM a
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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: The new Page 3 model isn't
much of a looker but boy is she experienced
Flair:
"Hey Triple H come here. Look, they got the internet on computers now!"
Ric was a little surprised when he was asked to pose for page 3
Flair: "Hey look, wwemirrorimages.com has a caption contest... and there
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Rey: "Look Kurt!
Look! I'm riding a horsey!"
Kurt: "Oh Rey!! Why must you leave me to go to heaven!?! I'm a wreck
without you!!! Rey,why must you die!?!" Rey Misterio is in a bit
of a dilemma when he realizes that Kurt forget to stand up for the
second part of his '6-1-9'.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Torrie: "Don't
worry Nidia, It'l be ok. I'm on the phone to the cosmetic surgeon right
now, we'll get that nose fixed up sharpish. No one will ever know the
difference!"
Nidia: "What's so funny, Torrie?"
Torrie: "I'm gonna be on the cover
of Playboy for a 3rd time"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: HHH: "Well Ric,
looks like the toy company messed it up again. They've given me my
muscle tone from 4 years ago when I was buff, and they've given you
muscles instead of man boobs!" HHH:
"Hey Ric, are these things anatomically correct?" Here
we see Triple H playing with Ric Flair and himself right before
Wrestlemania XX.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Christian
decides to try out his Elvis gimmick, much to the dismay of the crowd. MTV
and WWE have yet again joined forces, this time to make an all new 2004
version of Beavis and Butthead, pictured here. Christian
and Trish try to watch Goldberg vs. Lesnar at WrestleMania 20.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Looks like Edge and Jeff
Hardy haven't been working out recently. Matt Hardy and
Christian pretend to be Starsky and Hutch in order to get a free Chinese
Takeaway Here we see Christian and
Matt Hardy on a double date.
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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: In his farewell speech,
Brock emotionally says farewell to the ringpost. Brock Lesnar's reaction
after realising that kissing Sable was like
The
NFL wouldn't take him so Lesnar began pole-dancing his way into people's
hearts!
Brock: "But I don't WANNA job to
The Undertaker! I don't WANNA take the same airplane as everyone
else! I'm gonna hold my breath until I get the title again.
I'll run away! Yeah, I'll run away to the NFL!"
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The 4 best entries, in no particular order:
Triple H: "Maybe if I squat down
low, they won't see that I've lost my muscle tone, have gotten my hair
done horribly, and have gained about...ohhh 5-10 pounds"
With a beak like Triple H's it should be
easy to lay an egg
Triple H takes a crap on the entire RAW
roster's worth of careers.
Ironically Triple H is the leader of the
stable called Evolution, even though it appears he hasn't evolved past
"big nosed squatting monkey"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: The next winner of Tough
Enough is set to join these three, forming the new Four Horsemen stable,
who are set to feud with Evolution at next year's WrestleMania
Hey look...Molly finally got
lei'd
Worker: "So, Hurricane...I don't
understand. Molly dropped her superhero gimmick, won the women's title
twice, and has actually been on quite a few Pay Per Views. Yet, you
continue on your superhero stint and has been pushed in wrestling
purgatory with a fat Samoan. WASSUPWITDAT?"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
Brock Lesnar does his version of the Hokey Pokey
while Kurt Angle writhes on the ground in pain after trying to "put his
whole self in".
Here we see Brock Lesnar celebrating after
beating Kurt Angle in an ass kicking contest!
No one is safe now that Lesnar has discovered
the wonders of Riverdance.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order:
HBK: "I'm a little teapot, short and
stout...here's my handle, here's my spout...."
Flair: "Thanks for popping my
shoulder back into place. Those struts are really taking a toll on me
now!"
WWE fans watch in awe as Shawn Michaels uses his
patented Sweet Chin Music
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here we see Uncle Fester
and Gomez trying their hand at calling a match. Michael Cole and Tazz
raise their hands in excitement as Vince McMahon asks "Who wants to
join the kiss my ass club?" Tazz and Cole react to
Billy Gunn's new 'Simon Says' gimmick.
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Boy: "Trish,
as almost your whole body is fake, you might wanna do something about
your nose as well." Here we have a picture of
Trish as she tries out to be Gollum in the next Lord of the Rings movie! Trish: "Excuse
me?...Hello?....my eyes are up here......you know on my face not my
chest. Hey, Jerry Lawler take your son away now"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Here is the moment Tajiri
and Funaki decide they should no longer carpool Funaki: "Ahhhhh!
Door choppy choppy my pee pee!" Tajiri unveils his new
"silent but deadly" mist, unfortunately he didn't warn Funaki
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Lawler:
"Hey, look what the Smackdown superstars brought back from
Iraq!" Jerry
Lawler's new wife may not be a looker, but check out those puppies! Lawler:
"If you thought I looked bad in a wrestling outfit, just look at
this guy!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Haas' reaction after
hearing that Shelton is really Shaniqua! Ladies and gentlemen, the
new president of the United States. Haas
& Benjamin: "We've got one of Saddam Hussain's Lookalikes!"
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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: Edge thinks to himself:
"If I keep this facial hair on my return then maybe Vince will
think I'm Triple H" In
this picture we see Edge, half way through the process of becoming a
werewolf for his new upcoming movie "American Werewolf in
Canada" Classy
suit:$300 Edge:
"Yeah the rehab's going well, I'll soon be able to straighten
my pinkie finger"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: And
the first runner up in the beauty pageant is... Trish Stratus! Trish
and Chris both thinking: "I'm killing who ever is in wardrobe...we
look like the freaking blonde Canadian Osmonds!" Jericho: "Not to be mean
here, Trish, but you really should have put the fake-tan on your face as
well!"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Orton: "Ahhhhhhh,
I just killed the legend of Spike Dudley,
Waaaaasssssssssssssuuuuuuuuupppp??!!!" Apparently,
someone forgot to tell Randy Orton that there were no plans to resurrect
the nWo. You've
just met Randy Orton........Picture Killer!
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Steph: "So
that's where Hunter got his nose from!" Both
newlyweds find it hard to contain their laughter over each others' new
haircuts. HHH
(to himself): "Steph really needs implants.....Maybe I'll buy
her surgery for our 1st Anniversary..."
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Matt Hardy is so happy
with the quality of Lita's surgery that he might forget the quality of
Lita's matches. Matt: "DAMN! It looks
like the rock star, and disturbed artist phase hit Jeff hard." And here is Matt Hardy's illegitimate
child after Lita had a fling with Albert
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Arn
(to bartender at HHH's wedding):
"Get me a damn beer!" Mick:
"This is how many minutes it took for me to eat my double cheese
burger, BIG fries, and 3 donuts." Mick:
"You were right Arn, scissors do beat paper, but they don't beat
rocks or Sycho Sid"
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The 3 best entries, in no particular order: Cena: "Yeah,
I'm doing a rap tonight and I'm a little stuck. What the hell
rhymes with 'orange'? John
Cena's reaction after he's been told by his agent that his upcoming
album will feature a duet with 'The Macho Man' Randy Savage Cena:
"You can hear me, but you can't see me!!!"
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The 4 best entries, in no particular order: JR: "Nooooooooooooooo
someone ate all the donuts. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??" World
Wrestling Entertainment teaches its viewers a variety of little-known
facts. For example, not many people know that Jabba the Hutt was a
Sooners fan. Here
we see a picture of the Marshmallow Man from the highly anticipated
Ghostbusters III If you
think JR's got more chins than a Chinese phone book give me a hell yeah!
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