CAPTION CONTEST
 

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PREVIOUS WINNERS:

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Stone Cold and Jason Statham discuss the scriptwriting for WWE movies.

by Captain

Jason Statham: "John Cena..."
by Sucka T

Jason Statham informs Steve Austin that the cruiserweights will be getting more TV time.
by Stephen


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H requires surgery on his quad...guess the year.

by supreme

Triple H finds out that DX is continuing without him.
by Mikey

Triple H is informed that his request for weekly 'Rehabbing the Quad' updates on Raw has been approved.
by Thereyougo


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see a distraught Cena after he notices everyone's reaction when watching 'The Marine'.

by drcam

Chris Benoit tried to teach the group to show true emotion.
by Moore

The locker room's reaction to the news that it won't only be Kane Vs The Great Khali at the biggest pay per view of the year, but also Umaga Vs Lashley.
by The One and Only


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Lilian Garcia: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now perform the latest single from my album."
Edge: "Noooooo. Kill me, just kill me now."
by Daniel

When 'Edge's hair sucks' is written on the ring turnbuckle, Edge decides to take action.
by KobeBryantNBA

CM Punk and Edge are forced to watch December to Dismember.
by Christopher


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Helms: "Sorry kid you're gonna have to wait your turn!"
by Alannah

Desperate for a new action figure, we see Gregory deep in negotiations with the head of Toys R Us...
by Wildcat

Now the question here is...which one has better mic skills?
by Matt


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Edge and Orton watch Roddy Piper remove his shirt.
by Kass

Wait so let me get this straight...we went from feuding with DX to feuding with Piper and Flair....is that really a step up?
by Gino917713

Edge and Orton's reactions to realizing they'll HAVE to listen to Lita's retirement speech.
by Cheshire Cat


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Fan: "Ha Ha, you're stuck wrestling in the new crappy ECW"
Test: (holding back tears):
"My mom thinks I'm cool..."
by M Sin X

Test: "Two words for ya dude...breath mints!!!"
by Wildcat

Test: "Age has been pretty brutal on you, hasn't it Bubba Ray?"
by Craig "Acolytes" Bard


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H is stunned at the amount of wrestlers who signed the 'Make Hunter Wear Pants Backstage' petition.
by Joe

Triple H's reaction to the Raw ratings since DX came back.
by The One and Only

Backstage in Japan, the contests of Triple H's sandwich are translated into English...
by Helen


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Vicky hungry. Vicky want eat.
by Matt

Chavo: "I am gonna stand here, and say the exact same thing I've said for the past 12 weeks, so listen up!"
by Corey

Hmm, I liked Mick Foley best with his beard.
by ImJustSuge


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

You thought John Cena's spinner belt was bad? Check out Big Show's custom ECW Aaron Carter belt!
by Craig "Acolytes" Bard

Aaron Carter: "Faster daddyyyy!!!"
by Susie

Here we see Big Show's version of Little Bastard.
by Erik


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Jeff is pushed from the top rope by evil Mr Socko.
by Sam

Jeff: "Wow man...You can kick like...So high ya know?"
by WWEJackass12

Jeff Hardy finally gave birth after hours of painful labour.
by Gino917713


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Jericho: "Oh my God, remember the time I became the first ever Undisputed Champion?"
Stacy: "Oh my God, remember the time I...I...did that thing where I slowly stepped through the ropes?"
by Johnny H

Jericho: "Hey I saw you on Dancing With the Stars"
Stacy: "Hehe (embarrassed) Do I know you little boy?"
by Louie R

Neither Jericho or Stacy can hold in their amusement over his new haircut.
by Aylmer


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

John Cena watches as Edge falls back into the mid-card.
by Mike

John Cena Vs Edge in the first ever "Where's Waldo?" match
by Jerry

Cena: "Hey Edge, we're in your hometown Toronto"
Edge (Jumping on the Spirit Squad Trampoline): "Hi mom!"
by RJPinoy


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Whoever will still be with the company in two months, give me a BIG smile!
by XRaZeR665x

Talk about the Addams family!
by Ross

The CW network unveils the line-up for the surprise return of Charlie's Angels...
by
Danmossie


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Randy Orton tells Hulk Hogan that Brooke's new single is Number 1 on the Billboard chart.
by MeMyselfandCookies

"Aah! Craaammp Brotherrrr!!!!
by GangstaChaldo

Randy Orton stands clear as the Hulkster passes a kidney stone.
by Steve


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Trying to act like an 18 year old has worn old HBK out.
by Sharp

And we thought the Katie Vick incident was bad...
by Chris

A sudden wave of tiredness hits the arena as it looks like Triple H is about to speak.
by Pauly


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Edge is understandably distressed to discover an unusual growth on his head.
by Carmel

Lita informs John Cena and Edge that the WWE has resigned Jeff Hardy.
by Mike

Somebody swapped Cena's toothpaste for superglue
by Perry


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Hogan: "Whatcha gonna do brotha when the stupidest hat in the world is worn by youuuu."
by Johnny H

Linda: "Terry there's an out of shape old man with a weird hat on right outside!"
Hulk: "I'm outside now and I can't see him"
Linda: "Oops never mind"

by Pete

Hogan (thinking): "Pshh could you imagine if Ric Flair tried to pull this off..."
by Alannah


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Layla is told she will now be expected to wrestle.
by Horace

After winning the Diva Search, Layla realizes she's just become the property of the WWE writing staff.
by Corey

Todd Grisham's anger management lessons did not work out well.
by Julie


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Vince finds out The Great Khali has two more years left on his contract.
by Dan

This is my "Wife Swap Meet Your New Mommy is getting more ratings than my show" face...
by miggy2k

Mr McMahon's response to a suggestion of giving younger guys more TV
time.
by Chiappa


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

The Ultimate Warrior Tribute Night was a huge success.
by Amanda

No one was impressed by Batista's Popeye impression.
by Johnny H

'Roid Rage.
by Wall


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Primitive methods were used to make Benoit taller.
by Johnny H

Chris Benoit is forced to watch The Miz host the diva search.
by Erik

Benoit has just heard that he is to do a 15 minute promo on the entertainment side of wrestling.
by Martin


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Big Show: "Wow Khali, the bright lights of WWE really do bring out your cheekbones!"
by JV

The Tall, Slow and Can't Wrestle community get together for a public meeting with the press.
by David

Here we see The Great Khali's reaction after finding out that the 'Least amount of offensive moves' contest is a draw.
by Louie R & Jasmine M


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

This is the only dad in the world who can't say to their daughter "You're not going out dressed like that".
by Martin

Brooke: "Ladies and Gentlemen...I am now going to perform my latest single for you all!"
Hulk (thinking): "Oh, for God's sake not again!"

by Intrauma

Hogan (thinking): "Dammit, she's got her father's nose."
by Johnny H


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

The years have been very cruel to Johnny Nitro.
by JHEndlessEnigma

Vince (thinking): "Get off my foot dammit!"
by Haven

Being mentioned by Mick Foley every time he is on TV must have been Melina's most gut-wrenching moment...Oh hold on, no this pic beats that.
by Martin


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Kenny is only twenty, somebody should get in trouble for this.
by Jerry

Kenny uses the divas to help raise awareness for the 'Get Kenny A Fashion Sense' organisation.
by Perrymufc

The Raw superstars pose with the worst gimmick since the Gobbledy Gooker, 'The Invisible Man'.
by RAWisPhoeniX


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Lashley attempts to add 'SmackDown Swimsuit Contest Winner' to his resume.
by RhYsO

A fan's reaction when told that Lashley tested negative for steroids.
by Todd

The Bobby Lashley fan club has a poor turn out.
by Treble3winners


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Ric Flair's one last run of marriage.
by Joel

HHH (thinking): "I'm the best man and I have no idea which one is his wife, it could be any of them."
by Pompey666

Triple H couldn't stop crying when he heard the terrible news; he had married Ric Flair, after a long night of Vodka and peanuts.
by Afro burt


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Oldness doesn't come alone, Shane... it brings at least a ton of back problems and a terrible double chin.
by BooM

Shane: (singing): "I'm a little teapot short and....."
Vince: (interrupts): "Shut Up!!"
by David

Vince was so fired up congratulating his son that he didn't hear Shane's shoulder dislocating.
by Luqman


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Bret: "Smackdown..."
by Eric

Bret Hart talks about his run in WCW.
by Joel

Austin: "Hey Bret remember when Vince screwed you over, ahh good times, good times..."
Bret: "Ha Ha Ha...shut up."
by Michelle


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Cena: "Check out my new move...It's called the Claw!"
Michaels: "Uumm...can I get another seat?"
by Mizzyv

Cena describes in disturbing detail the time Shawn's tights fell down during a title match.
by Keira

Shawn's reaction after meeting the man he would sit beside on all of the buses and plane rides for the tour across Canada.
by Joel


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

No Name Actor 1 (through gritted teeth): "What is he wearing?! I hope he doesn't wear that to the Oscars!"
No Name Actor 2:
"Er, I don't think you need to worry about that..."
by Equaliser

Voices in Kane's Head: "May 19th Kane, It's happening again! WWE's gonna make you stand in the cold in your tights with a bunch of over-tanned, bleach toothed nobodies! They're gonna cut your pay and not allow you to break kayfabe, even if you just want to put a shirt on! Then when this movie bombs they'll stick you in a feud with Undertaker for the 4000th time! It's happening again Kane!
Kane: "NOOOOOOOO!"
by Josh

Kane: "Where did I leave my T-shirt? I knew I shouldn't have dressed myself this morning."
Cast: "I know it was black tie optional, but hasn't he taken it a bit far?!"
by Dave


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Masters: "So we sign here?"
Victoria (embarrassed smile): "I don't know him, seriously!"
by Crisis

Masters: "How much longer we gotta do this for?"
Victoria (talking through her teeth): "Just put on a happy face and act like your enjoying it moron!"
by Susie

Half asleep or fake sincerity? The WWE superstars really know how to treat their fans.
by
Ashley


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Guy kneeling (thinking): "Bad gimmick- check, ugly belt- check, worn out Vanilla Ice CD- check..."
Cena: "Yes, Mr. Slaughter I will have your bags to your room right away."
by InsaneYuth

John Cena: "It has a Mickey Mouse head at the top and when you open it a little piece of candy comes out..."
by Robert

John Cena getting ready for Lil' Thuggy Day Camp.
by Gino917713


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H hosts MTV's newest hit show 'Pimp My Wheelchair'.
by Craig

Here we see Triple H at home watching Raw.
by Pompey666

Triple H (thinking): "It seemed like a good idea..."
by James


The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

The entire WWE roster are treated to a re-run of Linda McMahon's heel turn at the annual WWE's 'Most Hilarious Moments of the Year'.
by Josh

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome our next presenter, WWE Champion John Cena!".
by TaRzAnRiCaN69

Lawler (hosting):"...and did you ever notice that Linda McMahon is so monotone and boring she could quite possibly be a robot?
Triple H (laughing): "That is SOO true!"
Flair (laughing): "Like a robot, WOOOO!!!"
Linda (thinking): "You are so fired Lawler"
by Joe

Ric Flair gives the old riddle "It's black and white and red all over" a whole new meaning!
by Lizzie


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Stephanie: "Hulk, I said no, we cannot have me giving birth live on Hogan Knows Best!"
by RKOgal

Stephanie: "You think I should name my baby WHAT??!!"
by Danny

Stephanie has a terrifying glimpse of how Triple H will look in 10 years.
by Wombat and Kyle


The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

The three new faces of Foley: Sad, Boring and Out of Shape.
by HHHFan

This is Mick. He is clinically obese, depressed, and now reduced to signing his own autographs.
by Charles

Mick Foley looks less than enthusiastic when told about the new WWE dress code.
by Lynda

Mick: "Please...send money."
by It'sMeSteve


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Shane's reaction after seeing Triple H and Stephanie's new baby.
by Andre

Kane and Shane were the only two guys who dressed down for 'Casual Friday'.
by Johnny H

Shane tries to go undercover as a wrestler.
by Babel


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Randy Orton is forced to watch his World title run 'highlights' on the big screen.
by Ask

Undertaker has set people on fire, buried them alive, and put wrestlers in caskets to win matches. But recently he discovered the most efficient way to beat Randy Orton, was to turn up the air conditioning at ringside.
by Chris

The Smackdown superstars travel to Alaska for the first ever outdoor event held there.
by Brian C

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Shelton is relieved when he realises he doesn't have to use a microphone with his momma with him.
by Martin

Shelton tries to figure out just where it all went wrong.
by The One and Only

Shelton closes his eyes and thinks of Charlie Haas.
by Lynda

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Coach gets himself psyched and warmed up after the announcement that he will be fighting Mickie James in a Pillow Fight at Saturday Night's Main Event.
by Ross

Unfortunately there was no training Coach could do to stop him sounding like Kermit the Frog.
by Austin

Coach makes a run for it when he hears Vince is making another roster cut.
by Kyle

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Rey: "DAAADDDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
by Steve

Triple H ducks for cover as Randy Orton sneezes out a small masked man.
by Lynda

Never stand too close to the kid who's jumping off the swing...
by ImJustSuge

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Cena: "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum...I smell the start of another horrible title run..."
by Corey

Well at least fans might see this edge as a threat to Cena.
by Josh

The cover of John Cena's new album. Title: 'No String-A-Nomics'.
by RoBisHP4LiFe

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Carlito is distracted by Jim Ross' return...as a member of the Spirit Squad.
by Rose

Chris Masters reacts badly when Carlito tells him the Heart Throbs have been released.
by Tina

Chris Masters never likes to be told he may need to learn more than one move.
by Sampter

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Randy Orton looks puzzled by Vince's big idea to increase ratings.
by H2o

Shane tries out his new Randy Orton puppet.
by Sam

Orton: "I knew Shane had put on weight but this is ridiculous..."
by Warrior

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

WWE takes drug testing to another level.
by Juuso

Mama had to punish Val for wearing green tights with pink boots.
by Johnny H

Mama Benjamin tries to inject some personality into Val Venis.
by Catherine

 

   

The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

Michaels: "You know how I know WWE Films is going to die?"
Cena: "How?"
Michaels: "We're filming Pocahontas"
by Kyle

The WWE Superstars anxiously await Tatanka’s return.
by Amy

Shawn takes a while to think when Lilian and Cena ask who had the better album.
by Walker

Cena: "Lilian please tell me that is not a bra strap on Shawn's shoulder?"
Lilian: "Yes, John I'm afraid it is..."
Cena: *Backs away slowly*
by lildancer91

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

That's either a small phone or a huge head.
by ekove

Warning: Steroid abuse may cause sudden bouts of tiredness.
by Oliver

"Yeah Vince, I came out and told the crowd that my Masterlock challenge was headlining WrestleMania 22 and well..."
by Josh

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Cena's reaction after spotting his reflection on the Big Show's head.
by Luqman and Mark

You've heard of Mini-Me, now meet Massive-Me.
by Baritone

The fans aren't cheering Cena anymore?! OK, let's put him in a team with someone equally believable.
by Wizard

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Another WWE superstar always happy to meet the fans and pose for photos.
by Amawaze

Looks like William Regal is once again bleeding from his nose. Can somebody please get this man a tissue!
by BrettBoy26

Give you my wallet? Does it LOOK like I'm going to give you my wallet, you miserable toerag!
by Steve

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Maria: "Look at the size of her mentum- that's the chin for you stupid people!"
by CJMacD

Maria: "Trust me, I have no idea what I'm doing..."
by Chessy

Here we see the future of the WWE women's division.
by Eskimo

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Carlito asks Candice Michelle for a few technical wrestling tips.
by Apple

Carlito gets a REAL face push!
by Gideon30

An apple a day keeps the divas away.
by Erik

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Enjoy my pumped up, buff exterior while you can- with the new WWE drug testing policy, I'll look like Spike Dudley by WrestleMania!
by Dondanger2001

Masters: I bet I can pull the fire alarm with my trapezius...Uhh!! Oh crap..."
by Eric

After Nick Dinsmore got suspended, WWE offer the 'Eugene' character to Chris Masters.
by Assassin

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

I guess that's what happens when you put Bret Hart in charge of pyro.
by Caramel

HBK's reaction after seeing what his hair looked like in the early 90s.
by Caroline

Shawn Michaels tries out the new Listerine.
by Mattman

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Batista=Animal=Left Pose
Hulk Hogan=Legend=Right Pose
John Cena=???=Wrong Pose
by Crisis

John Cena plays cheerleader in the muscle-bound rock, papers, scissors tournament.
by T&P

Raw's answer to The Nitro Girls.
by Raphie

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Big Show: "Oh, so that's what my ring attire looks like from the back!"
by Bernhard

All those who don't like to be manhandled by those with no talent, raise your hand now.
by Saikyo Mog

The latest plan to keep Big Show amused and keep the WWE catering budget down.
by James

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Angle auditions for the new movie, 'Speed 3: Olympic Apes'
by Josh

Angle: "Yo homie, I'm doing a battle rap with Cena tonight on Raw, what rhymes with Anklelock?"
by Assassin

Angle: "What do you mean the Celine Dion concert was sold out?!"
by Richard

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Not the reaction Coach was hoping for when he showed Trish his match from Taboo Tuesday.
by Walker

Trish: "Could you ever imagine Coach being lead announcer on Raw?!"
Coach: "Did someone say my name?"
by Ryan

Trish: "Oopsie! Looks like there is a slight wardrobe malfunction with JR's pants, please everyone don't look!"
Coach (whispers): "Arrrrrrhhh he is sooooo hot (Says to Trish) Honestly, I did NOT just say that...
"
by Hannah

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Jake the Snake remains calm as Randy Orton, the WWE's drug-sniffing dog, gives him a once-over.
by Stefanie

Jake Roberts' reaction when Randy Orton mistakes him for a urinal.
by Angelo

Orton: "How do you get that hair in such good condition! It's so silky smooth. Let me get a smell of that, what shampoo have you been using?!"
by Anthoni

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Fozzy's song writing team.
by Albert

Jericho: "How am I doing?"
Girl: "Yes that's great Mr Jericho... (thinking) Something tells me this guy isn't cut out to be a teacher..."
by Warren69

Girl (thinking): 'With lyrics like THAT, why did he want to concentrate on his music?! Career suicide!'
by Brian C

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Todd: "Hey Mr. Hogan it's an honour to meet you."
Hogan: "That's nice, I'm supposed to be meeting up with Todd Grisham, do you know where he is?"
by Steven

Todd: "Thank you sir for being in this photo with me!"
Hogan (looking at Vince): "How much am I getting paid for this?"
by Shane

Todd: "Hey I just had a great idea! Why don't we team together and challenge for the tag team titles? We'll be unstoppable!"
Hogan: "Uh yeah that's.. that's a good idea, I'll keep that in mind"
Todd: "And then we'll become way better than the Hart Foundation, and the Road Warriors and then we'll headline WrestleMania and then..*Gasp!*..we gotta come up with a cool name for our team... and then wear matching ring attire!"
Hogan: "Uh... sounds great...(looking around and thinking)...Oh brother, where the hell is my limo?!"
by Angelo

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

As we all know steroids can cause sudden mood swings...
by Jason

Angle: "Haha Cena, now that I've finished with my patented ankle lock, I'll show you the reviews and sales of your CD!!"
Cena: "Nooooooooooo!"
by Todd

Kurt Angle and John Cena's reactions after Eric Bischoff tells them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
by Anna

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Masters (singing): "He ain't heavyyyy...he's my brotherrrrr."
by Steve

Masters: "Check out my new product, the Shawn Michaels barbell! Available at all good stores now!"
by Gabrielle

Well this is a creative way to carry the bride over the threshold.
by ImJustSuge

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Matt: "Uh.. Come on...Let's get out of here."
Hurricane: "No way, I never get this kind of reaction in the arena!"
by Nohj666

Hurricane meets Mae Young's illegitimate children.
by Jerry

Employee: "Mr Helms you forgot your signed John Cena big hand"
Matt Hardy: "You're a joke Helms"
Hurricane: "What are you talking about? That's not mine! (Whispers) Meet me around the back I'll have the money..."
by Zach

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Do you think there's money involved?
by SMan

It's always good to see men standing by their morals and principles.
by Paul

Vince: "Bret this is something the WWE fans never thought would happen"
Bret: "Really?"
Vince: "Yes"
Bret: "You mean the cruiserweights are getting TV time?"
by Pompey666

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Constipated cheerleader on steroids.
by Shadow

Despite being off TV for quite some time now, WWE fans find our beloved Nicole Bass looking better than ever.
by BadNewsBrownKeepin'itJackson

Triple H (thinking): "Chris Masters isn't going to take my main event spot!! Vince wants muscled up freaks? I'll give him muscles!"
by Daniel

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

"Ooh! who has skinny wrists and an acne-filled back?! Genebob Snitskypants!"
by Manda and Megan

Snitsky (thinking):"I heard they hired writers from Nickelodeon..maybe if I get on their good side I can get a push.."
by Avalance3

Snitsky: "This look really helps my scary psycho character don't ya think?!"
by Harry

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see Jim Ross confiscating some WWE merchandise from the 7th Annual Hebner Bros. Yard Sale.
by Chris

JR: "As god is my witness they do not have my shirt size!!!"
by Andrew

The assistants in the WWE store always look so cheerful and friendly.
by Jeremy9

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

WWE promised these kids a sports session with a famous WWE Superstar. Sadly it didn't work out.
by Esty

Stephanie McMahon's idea for Diva Dodgeball 2, at this year's Summerslam.
by Steve

Don't you hate it when Dads try to overtake their son's spotlight?
by Pompey666

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

WWE's version of Tony the Tiger didn't get over as well with the kids as they hoped for...
by Brian C

Cena: "Ooo oooo look at my fwee toy supwise I got in my ceweal mommy!"
by Mandy

This is the man chosen by Vince McMahon as the figurehead for his company.
by Asker

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see Triple H at an autograph signing, where fans can meet The Game, get autographs, take photos, and ask him questions. The question that was most frequently asked was: "Why aren't you wearing any pants?"
by Nohj666

Triple H: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO wash my hair on very rare occasions! You got a PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"
by Franco

Triple H: "Why is it so drafty in here?"
by Kami A

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Hogan: ''This is what happens brother when shampoo and conditioner run wild on YOU!!!"
by Brian C

Hulk Hogan is choosing who should job to him next...
Hogan: "Eenie Meenie Minie Mo"
by Rory

Hogan: "That's right brother...I used to work in a company that had David Arquette as champ!"
by Joe

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Batista (sings): "It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! It's Raining Men! Amen!"
by Wildthing 3427

Triple H is called in for an emergency neck massage during the match.
by State1

Triple H just couldn't be carried anymore.
by Joe

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

The annual meeting of the 'We Jobbed To X-Pac' club comes to order.
by Kevin

So, Shane used to be a threat against Kane.... how?
by XRaZeR665x

Here we see former heated rivals Kane and Shane McMahon mingling before Raw started last week. It's good to know that Kane could put the whole "You threw me in a flaming dumpster" incident behind them, oh and Shane decided that the time when Kane hooked his testicles up to a car battery should be water under the bridge.
by Eric

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Big Show holds his hands up and admits, yes, he was Billy Gunn's tag team partner.
by Pompey666

Here we see the proud father of Mei Xiang's new baby panda cub.
by Tripleedge7

Freeze! Your under arrest for attempting to be a wrestler, first degree boredom, and wrestling under the influence of Maven!
by David

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see the scale of humanity's evolution. The scale is topped with our most recent specimen, "The Flying Man", as depicted by Randy Orton. Then further down the scale we have "The Rugged Caveman", as depicted by Shelton Benjamin. And at the start of our scale we have the beastly, saggy skin, white hair, man boob flaunting species known as the "Nature Boy".
by Eric

Behold the devastating effects of Ric Flair's sneeze.
by Tripleedge7

Randy Orton bombs again.
by Anthony

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Just look at this display of raw emotion from Chris Benoit!!!
by Mr Wal

D-Von: "Whew, now that the mandatory stunner is out of the way..."
by Abhay

Poor D-Von, ECW One Night Stand is finally here and now he gets a migraine.
by Steve

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Announcer: "And the winner of the 'Re-Claim Your Main Event Status' contest is..."
by The King of Belleville

Here we see the latest hot American boy band rehearsing their version of 'Unchained Melody'.
by Aero7687

To boost morale in the locker-room, the WWE buys all its superstars a Tamagotchi...
by Dan

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H: "I have to drop the title for how many hours?!?"
by Python

Fan: "How did it feel jobbing to the Warrior at WrestleMania 12?"
Triple H: "Security can we get this guy removed?"
by Zach

Triple H: "Half a million for growing a 19th Century beard? You're on!"
by braddy2uk

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

JR: "Ohhhhhh what's this? Is it something we can eat?"
by Pedro

JR (Looks shocked and then angrily yells):"By Gawd!! This thing says low in fat!!"
by Kirsty

Jim Ross is surprised they give out prizes for Jabba the Hut impersonations.
by Paul

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

It's not just Batista's matches that stink.
by Eve

Batista: "Edge and Christian aren't the only ones who reek of awesomeness."
by Tsunami12EH

The Animal=The Gorilla
by Tony

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Vince: "Damn it, if you fans don't start liking what I force-feed you, then I'll unleash ALL of these generic Divas onto TV!!"
by The Asylum

Egomania is running wild!!
by Harry

When you own the company who is going to dare tell you...
by Terence

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Apparently 'someone' threw a brick through Edge's car with a note written on it...
Edge: "*Gasp!*Dude! The things Matt says about me and Lita totally reek of anger!"
by LadyLesnar111

Edge: "Can you hear me now? Huh? I said can you hear... ok who stole my cell phone?!"
by rocknromance

Edge is stunned to find out he must auction his pet brick.
by Steve

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

"Am I doing it right?" Shawn asks as Hulk Hogan stares at the floor in embarrassment.
by Steve

Hogan: "You hear that Shawn? That's the hip breakin'!"
by Eric

The All New Bushwackers.
by E-Type

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

If you think Austin's had a bad Botox job give me a hell yeah!
by Michaela

Austin: "I have to do a promo with Simon Dean and......Maven?!?!!?"
by Calvin

Stone Cold never gets tired of watching Vince try to stand after getting in the ring at Royal Rumble this year.
by P3

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Big Show: "Does green make me look fat?"
by Mark

And here we see Big Show auditioning for the villain commander of Lard of the Onion Rings: The Two Chins.
by The Asylum

And you thought Big Show looked bad AFTER he changed into his ring gear...
by Satchel

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Hall of Famer, Hall of Fame bound...and Hardcore Holly.
by Jeremy

Hogan wasn't impressed by Austin's attempt at Hulking Up.
by Amadeus

Hardcore Holly smiles nervously, hoping not to be ejected from the VIP room.
by April45

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Kurt wonders if Kevin Nash would have been a better choice.
by Mic

Sherri: 'My my King Kong Bundy the years have been kind to you!"
Angle:
"You haven't been here for a while have you?"
by Pompey666

Sonny and Cher 2005.
by Hunter

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Members of the Horrible Gimmick club take out their anger on each other.
by Claire

Realizing the effect of his monologues and interviews, Gene Snitsky finds a move that's more effective than any sleeperhold.
by Neal

Snitsky: "I never want to hear you suggest I put 3 moves together again! Do you hear me?!"
by Arizona

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here is the happy winner of the 'Meet Aaron Carter' contest.
by Craig "Acolytes" Bard

Angle: "Keep smiling or I'll make you tap."
Carter: "You don't have to make me, I love tap...and jazz, and ballet..."
by Verbaliyz

Angle: "HBK, you may have had Diesel as a bodyguard, you may of had Sid, but you never had an insurance policy like AARON FREAKIN' CARTER!"
by Sean Blake

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Now THIS is why I trained to be a wrestler!!
by Amar

What's plastic and orange...?
by Move

In her random gimmick changes, Victoria went from being a psycho, to a gimmickless dancer, and now...a duck collector!
by Y2Js Playmate

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

After the chefs had run out of ingredients the pie eating contest was declared a draw.
by Goss

Hands up, who's hungry?
by Kevin

WWE starts to promote the WrestleMania 21 match:
Big Show Vs Jabba the Hut.
by Jim

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

After the releases of Scott Steiner and Test, WWE can no longer book 'Scott Steiner Vs Test for the services of Stacy Keibler #7585'. Now the WWE political players are battle rapping for Stacy Keibler's services. Shane McMahon seems confident that he will pull through.
by Eric

The new waxwork Stacy is not only cheaper, but also has much better microphone skills.
by Zac

Here is my entry...
Stacy (thinking): ...
...no wait that's never going to work.
by Elmo

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

This week the backstage spelling test moved on to 5 letter words.
by A1

As Edge and Randy Orton try to stay inside the lines....
Edge: "Doesn't colouring time totally reek of awesomeness?"
Orton: "Yeah, now that we're useless again there's more colouring time for us. Oh wait...you never stopped being useless."
Edge: "Hey, we should let Maven join us then."
by Kristina

Under the orders of Vince McMahon, WWE superstars must now send Triple H fan mail.
by Elliot

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Lita has always been a big fan of Sensational Sherri's make-up style.
by Antler

Lita: "And now the end is near, and so I face...another botched-move injury..."
by R2P2

One of the more attractive WWE females.
by Sampson

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Undertaker: "Aww, cute little doggy, he's sooo cute.."
Cameraman: "Umm, Mark you're on air"
Undertaker: "Uh uh, um...rest...in...peace!"

by Hirvon

After finding this dog in his yard, Undertaker decided to make it
famous.
by Michael

Paul Bearer seems to have lost some weight and gotten a facial...
by Craig "Acolytes" Bard

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

The middle of a match was not the best time for Heidenreich to show his support for Michael Jackson.
by Stretch

Heidenreich: "STOP!......Hammer Time!"
by UF0J0E

Heidenreich: "Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the need for a new gimmick."
by ladyvicious

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

At the recent Raw in Canada, under Canadian police orders, Shawn Michaels is forced to watch Ric Flair get changed.
by Pompey666

Michaels: "Let me go! I'm still a sexy boy, I'm still the Heartbreak Kid." Chioda: "Yeah, yeah whatever old man. Back to the retirement home you go."
Michaels: "Noooo! I can still wrestle and I can still hold potential superstars down like I always did!!"
by Eric

Here we see Shawn Michaels being held back by referees when he finally
comes face to face with the person who designs his wrestling attire.
by mxpxbrat1

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Edge: "NOOOO!! I wanted my hair curled not waved!!"
by Lauren

Edge's reaction after finding out he was being moved to Smackdown to carry a feud with Heidenreich.
by Goss

Edge accidentally walks in on Mick Foley in the locker room.
by Kingcose95

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Cena: "I tawt I taw a puddy tat, I did I did..."
by Neil

John Cena realises that JBL has held the WWE Title for 7 months.
by Chris

Announcer: "Excuse me, there is a silver Escalade in the parking lot with its lights on."
by Mike

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Maven (thinking): 'Hmm, maybe black trunks WOULD be better for a heel..."
by Robot

Randy Orton: "How do like my new deodorant?"
Maven: "It would smell better if you used the 'No Stinkin' Gimmick' brand"
by SugarLove90

Randy seems to have taken Mary Poppins' umbrella by mistake...
by S1mon

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Oh my God!!! K-Mart is having a sale on snazzy polo shirts!!!
by The GR81

Daniel Puder finds out the hard way a steel chair MUST be folded outwards before sitting on it.
by Charles

"And then I'll ride my motorcycle down to the ring, just like The Undertaker did!!"...Another young fan dreams that he could be a real wrestler.
by Wally

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Reaction to the news that Fozzy would be performing on Smackdown.
by Translate

Mark Jindrak, Big Show and Luther Reigns are made to watch Goldberg Vs Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 20.
by Shawn

Luther: "Ha ha ha... time for your salad Big Show!"
Show: "Nooooo!"
by The Hurridude

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Jericho and Lilian react to the announcement that Maven will be in the main event at Survivor Series.
by Mess61494

Random Fan: "Hey Lilian could you sing us a song?"
Jericho (thinking): "I wonder why the fans never ask me to sing...?"
by JHGC99

Jericho (thinking): There's no way I'm signing that!'
by EHS

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Linda's reaction when Trish suggests that Triple H may be getting too much TV time.
by MAW

Trish: (mumbles) "Minda....elp me....dis microphone is tuck to my ips"
Linda: "Oh brother not again..."
by Ryan

Here we see a session of training for the WWE Divas, but instead of lifting weights, Trish practices stringing a sentence together without going on a tangent...
Trish: "So, you....uhh, Lita! You walking Kiss Of Death you! Essa Rios! Yeah! him too! Ya' know, he had really nice hair, which reminds me, I gotta get something done with my hair 'cause honey this straight back bang look aint cuttin' it sweet heart!". Linda McMahon watches on...very closely.
by
Eric

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

All: "Y.M.C.A."
Randy Orton: "Come on Benoit put a little beef into it!"
Chris Benoit (thinking): "You have got to be kidding!"
by Sutzie

Randy Orton- Former World Heavyweight Champion and Elimination Chamber participant.
Chris Jericho- First Undisputed Champion and 7 time IC Champ.
Chris Benoit- Former World Heavyweight Champion and Royal Rumble winner. Maven- Uuh....Tough Enough winner? Former Hardcore champion?
by Durstand

When they got to the Wizard of Oz, Maven got his eyebrows, Jericho got his feud, Orton got his title, but the Wizard didn't have a personality for Benoit in his bag.
by Grayson

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H (jumping up and down excitedly): "I just had a great idea; me going over you in Rocky VI!"
Sylvester Stallone (grabbing Triple H's arm): "Stop, just stop..."
by Morte

Sylvester Stallone (thinking to himself): "Man, and I thought I was out of shape!"
by People's Champ

Sylvester Stallone: "OK can we have the idiot with the big nose and the cheap suit removed now please."
by Jason

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Charlie: "OK I'll stand here and nobody will suspect a thing, I mean what's weird about seeing two guys with a midget in a gold mask?!"
by Banger

Charlie: "Hi I'm Charlie, this is my kid Rey and my wife Shelton"
Rey: "I want to buy some candy!!!!"
Shelton: "Shut up child before I slap you!"
by Abe

Haas (looking in the mirror): "Shelton does green make me look fat?"
Shelton: "At least it doesn't make you look twelve"
Rey: "Whatchu saying?!"
by Tyler

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H: "Seriously! I'm as ripped now as I ever was!"
by Bob

Sharon Osbourne (thinking): "Man, and I thought it was hard to understand what the hell Ozzy was saying when he talked..."
by Mason

From the 'What if WCW Was Still Around' files, here we see the WWE Champion, Triple H at a press conference with the 3-time, current WCW Champion, Sharon Osbourne.
by Jason

 

   

The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
by Aston

Needless to say, Linda McMahon's cover of Dr. Dre's 'Nothin But a G Thing'
didn't go over very well.
by Eric

Linda McMahon stars in the WWE's version of Evita:
Linda: "Don't cry for me, Triple H and Stephanie..."
Triple H:
"
You were going to give me the title..."
Stephanie: "
That's all he wanted, not much to ASK for..."
Linda: "
I kept my promise, now make me a Grandmaaaaaaaa..."
by Steve

"Our ratings are strong. Our team is strong. Hurricane & Rosey will be here next to answer your questions."
by Robert

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Two of Vince McMahon's least favourite people prepare for another day of humiliation.
by WonderKid

A young up and coming OVW superstar hopes to get a spot on Raw by carrying in Eric Bischoff's bags... Oh wait, nevermind that's just Val Venis.
by Mason

The happy couple attend the first scan for Eric's baby.
by Kateriina and Sean

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Ric Flair (thinking): "This tie has been impressing the ladies since 1975! Whoooo!"
Trish (thinking): "Blue shirt, yellow tie?! Classy!"
by Eric

Here we see the newly crowned WWE Women's Champion. Oh, and there's Trish Stratus too..
by durstand

Trish: "Isn't once lawsuit enough for you Flair?! Keep your hands above the table!"
by Amy

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Congratulations Kurt its a....er, well its either a midget or a very big baby!!
by Striker

Here we see Kurt Angle trying on his new belt.
by Danny and Alicia

This was not the best of times for Kurt's back to go into spasm.
by TCO3

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Activities in the retirement home today include a light workout to get the
blood circulating and a small jog around the garden, fondly known as 'One Last Run'.

by Kirsty

Flair: "Hey Batista throw another 5lbs on there!"
Batista:
"Ric are you sure, you shouldn't strain yourself"
Flair:  "Wooooooooooooo! To be the man you got to beat the man, I can bench 15lbs with my eyes closed...woooooooooo!"

by Tony M

Flair: "98... 99... 100! Maybe now I should try that with weights!"
by Wally Feliz

 

   

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Once again The Rock tries to elevate himself straight to the main event on one of his flying visits to WWE.
by Marc

Hey cool, they make trampolines in the shape of Coach now!
by Matthew

We watch as The Rock attempts the Triple Jump with Coach as the sand pit.
by Wally Feliz

 


The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Edge is in the studio putting the finishing touches to his debut single, a remake of the R.E.M. classic "Everybody Hurts".
by Jim

Here Edge reveals to the world his new "nerd with buckteeth" gimmick; HHH says it's a winner.
by S1mon

If you thought WWE Originals sucked wait til you hear WWE Originals 2 featuring Edge singing, "I have no Direction" and "Am I a Heel or am I a Face?".
by Ilyana Chua

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Big Show is obviously distraught as he is cut down by Simon Cowell in Celebrity American Idol. Apparently Show's rendition of "Hit Me Bischoff One More Time" did not impress.
by tom

The Big Show tries out for a role in the latest Harry and the Hendersons
movie
by Arch Angyl

Carmella is working her way into winning the Raw Diva Search contest.
by Morbius72

Big Show appears distraught at the recent break up of Hunter and Randy, a couple Show reportedly thought "would last in the long run, like Lita and Kane, Billy and Chuck, Bush and Blair.....".
by bushyone

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

"This cardboard cut-out of Trish is going to look GREAT in my living room..."
by Ryan Reist

As Trish unexpectedly lands in his arms: "Thank you Lord! Can I keep her?"
by losingmymind2

Jericho's 'Mail Order Bride' was better than he expected.
by John Howard

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see the Rock being sworn into Hollywood:
Rock: "I swear to only play the stereotypical tough guy in low-rent action films..."
by Morte

Rock: "Ok, I've narrowed it down to five guys who could have glued my eyes shut!"
by ~Hifo~

The Rock left his career in the WWE to act in Hollywood... Five years later... wearing a suit found in Ric Flair's trash... "Ah cucaracha Ah cucaracha! Aei Aei Aei Aei Aei! Arriba!"
by Ilyana Chua

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

The promise of a signing with a "Big WWE Superstar" failed to meet the expectations of the fans.
by DaringDiva

Maven (writing): "To Anthony and Eddie, thanks for letting me give you an autograph, your admirer Maven."
by Zach Fetaru

As part of detention, the students have to sit through a Maven autograph session.
by Mike

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

HHH: "And now with the weather here's Randy Orton"
by Felineprincess69

HHH: "So Randy, us teaming up to face Benoit and Jericho next week...whatdya reckon?"
Orton: "Sorry Hunter, I've already pencilled in a 7 o'clock legend killing with Kamala for that night."
by John Howard

Orton struggles to get through Triple H's autobiography
Orton (reading): "And then I won the title again..."
by DaringDiva

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Game Show Host: "What is 500 pounds, 7'2 and can't wrestle?"
Big Show (thinking): "Hey that's me!"
by John Cena

Host: "Big Show... you haven't answered a single question right. Maybe this was a mistake."
Big Show: "Did you say steak?" 
by Logan Stanley

"World Title, beating Hogan, The Corporation! OVW, suspended on Smackdown, on Hollywood Squares. My career is going places!"
by Robert McCarthy

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we have a character who has drawn millions for his company over the years and a man everybody loves. And that's Goldberg next to him
by DC

Daffy's is definitely the bigger Bill
by Tom4322

Bill Goldberg signs for yet another Mickey Mouse corporation.
by Pamlfit

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Tajiri: "My pants have just let out a little mist of their own, hehe!"
by Jack Fairclough

Charles Robinson looks disgusted as Tajiri applies his Tarantula with a little too much satisfaction...
by Dan

What a rare sight...a Japanese tarantula and a Latino stink bug are mating.
by Lorraine Hodgson

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Lawler: "I've heard of WWE superstar's being made out of plastic but cardboard, this is RIDICULOUS!"
by Heather Nanson

Lawler: "Ain't it exciting to be here, Hulk? Are you having a good time?"
Hulk: "No, I'm board!"
by Pamflit

Lawler's caught between a Rock and a large waist
by Adam Hilton

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Joke of the week: How many blondes does it take to make one Word Life gesture?
Answer: Who the hell cares? Just get in the bikinis!
by Tndrndulgncs

Torrie: "Yeah, Billy's face lift went better then expected!"
by The One And Only

When Stacy and Torrie couldn't work out how to start the bike, they signalled passers by for help.
by Shepja04

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Maven and JBL laugh over JBL's inflated bullet-proof vest as the WWE prepare to go to Germany again.
by James Tidman

Here we see JBL and Maven at the latest WWE party:
JBL: "Maven, I'm telling you, now that Brock, Stone Cold and Goldberg are gone, and now that Kurt isn't wrestling anymore--we've got it made!"
Maven: "Haha! Damn right, John! Let the reign of the 2nd-rate superstars begin!"
by LadyLesnar111

JBL: "Does this suit make me look fat, or like Hitler?"
Maven: "Errrrr...what do you think of this wine?"
by The higher power

 



The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

Lesnar (to himself): "Hmmm, I dropped the ball with my WWE career by quitting and I dropped the ball big time with my 'match' at WrestleMania. Ah, what the heck. One more time won't hurt, right?"
by S. Rivera

After failing in both his WWE and NFL careers, Brock Lesnar decides to go into Shakespearean acting
Brock: "Oh Football We Hardly Knew Ye"
by Tom Thorne

"Sable honey, call the surgeon. Your boob's escaped again."
by pamlit

WrestleMania XX payout - $500,000.00
Brock's WWE base salary - $1,500,000.00
The look on Brock's face as he tries to catch a football - PRICELESS!!!
by Dave Sturby

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Bischoff (thinking): "My God, Eugene has really let himself go!"
by Abbie Mercer

Bischoff: "Mick, after working matches in Japan, WCW, WWE,  flying off from 25-foot hell in a cells, getting cracked over the skull with steel chairs, getting your ear ripped from your head and being blown up by C4 explosives, there's only two words to say: BREATH MINT!!!"
by artlin918

I wonder what it would look like if these two had a kid...oh wait...Eugene
by Tripleedge7

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Dragonball Z introduces its new character... Batisteroid
by PatMaddock

"Did JR just call me a horse?!?"
by Tripleedge7

Batista's reaction after finding out the WWE are going to use the Triple H Vs Shawn Michaels storyline AGAIN!
by keith nanson

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

With the Smackdown brand slowly dwindling away, Smackdown superstars John Cena and Funaki have agreed to drive the Raw superstars to their shows in order to make ends meet. This week they drive Tajiri.
by S. Rivera

Tajiri: But I wanna ride in the front seat!!
Funaki: You be quiet young man, or I will just turn this car right around!!
Tajiri: Are we there yet?
Cena: No
Tajiri: Are we there yet?
by The Asylum

Cena:"I'm so off the hook
I can drive without hands
I strike fear into wrestlers
even from  far-off lands
I'm the best freestyle driver these two ever saw
I make Tajiri glad he's moved to RAW"
by Gordon

 




Photo by Heidi Adams

The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see Randy Orton listening to WWE Originals Volume 2
by Eric Nordrum

Orton: "Yes Steve, I do love it when Ric Flair touches my abs."
by MsUndertakerWWE

Orton (thinks to himself): "Hey, that DJ looks like Roddy Piper. I wonder….nah. Nobody would consider HIM a legend."
by Josh Pigott


 



The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

The new Page 3 model isn't much of a looker but boy is she experienced
by Ciaran Brady

Flair: "Hey Triple H come here. Look, they got the internet on computers now!"
by Ldunne100465

Ric was a little surprised when he was asked to pose for page 3
by Nishia

Flair: "Hey look, wwemirrorimages.com has a caption contest... and there
is a picture with me and Triple H. Wonder if anyone will refer to my man boobs?"
by S1MON



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Rey: "Look Kurt! Look! I'm riding a horsey!"
Kurt: "For God's sake shut up! I'm tired of babysitting for only $2 an hour to help pay for my cheap, crappy new suit from Oxfam!"
by Ash

Kurt: "Oh Rey!! Why must you leave me to go to heaven!?! I'm a wreck without you!!! Rey,why must you die!?!"
by PHATGURL2o9

Rey Misterio is in a bit of a dilemma when he realizes that Kurt forget to stand up for the second part of his '6-1-9'.
by DarkEpic



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Torrie: "Don't worry Nidia, It'l be ok. I'm on the phone to the cosmetic surgeon right now, we'll get that nose fixed up sharpish. No one will ever know the difference!"
by AliQueenOfXtremeLita

Nidia: "What's so funny, Torrie?"
Torrie: "I've got three big boobs!"
Nidia: "What?"
Torrie: "My left, my right, and Billy!"
by The Asylum

Torrie: "I'm gonna be on the cover of Playboy for a 3rd time"
Nidia: "So what, I've been on the cover of Seaworld Magazine 4 times."
by Zach Fetaru



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

HHH: "Well Ric, looks like the toy company messed it up again. They've given me my muscle tone from 4 years ago when I was buff, and they've given you muscles instead of man boobs!"
by Shepja04

HHH: "Hey Ric, are these things anatomically correct?"
Flair: "I hope so champ...I've got some Barbies at home that wanna ride Space Mountain tonight!"
by Anthony Carpenter

Here we see Triple H playing with Ric Flair and himself right before Wrestlemania XX.
by Josh Rose



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Christian decides to try out his Elvis gimmick, much to the dismay of the crowd.
by ImJustSuge

MTV and WWE have yet again joined forces, this time to make an all new 2004 version of Beavis and Butthead, pictured here.
by Shane0MacSbabe33

Christian and Trish try to watch Goldberg vs. Lesnar at WrestleMania 20.
by Craig "Acolytes" Bard

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Looks like Edge and Jeff Hardy haven't been working out recently.
by Beaver Las Vagas

Matt Hardy and Christian pretend to be Starsky and Hutch in order to get a free Chinese Takeaway
by Jon Weekes

Here we see Christian and Matt Hardy on a double date.
by Paul Hereiegl 

 



The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

In his farewell speech, Brock emotionally says farewell to the ringpost.
by RKD

Brock Lesnar's reaction after realising that kissing Sable was like
kissing Vince McMahon's ass all over again.
by Mary Marcinkowski 

The NFL wouldn't take him so Lesnar began pole-dancing his way into people's hearts!
by Madison F

Brock:  "But I don't WANNA job to The Undertaker!  I don't WANNA take the same airplane as everyone else!  I'm gonna hold my breath until I get the title again.  I'll run away!  Yeah, I'll run away to the NFL!"
by Thunder Boy

 



The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

Triple H: "Maybe if I squat down low, they won't see that I've lost my muscle tone, have gotten my hair done horribly, and have gained about...ohhh 5-10 pounds"
by Havoka Hardy

With a beak like Triple H's it should be easy to lay an egg
by RustyPunkGurl

Triple H takes a crap on the entire RAW roster's worth of careers.
by Daniel Stephenson

Ironically Triple H is the leader of the stable called Evolution, even though it appears he hasn't evolved past "big nosed squatting monkey"
by M_Huntley

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

The next winner of Tough Enough is set to join these three, forming the new Four Horsemen stable, who are set to feud with Evolution at next year's WrestleMania
by James Bevis

Hey look...Molly finally got lei'd
by Sharkite

Worker: "So, Hurricane...I don't understand. Molly dropped her superhero gimmick, won the women's title twice, and has actually been on quite a few Pay Per Views. Yet, you continue on your superhero stint and has been pushed in wrestling purgatory with a fat Samoan. WASSUPWITDAT?"
by Kevin F

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Brock Lesnar does his version of the Hokey Pokey while Kurt Angle writhes on the ground in pain after trying to "put his whole self in".
by Jim L. V1

Here we see Brock Lesnar celebrating after beating Kurt Angle in an ass kicking contest!
by James Bevis

No one is safe now that Lesnar has discovered the wonders of Riverdance.
by Niksa



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

HBK: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout...here's my handle, here's my spout...."
by Jim L. V1

Flair: "Thanks for popping my shoulder back into place. Those struts are really taking a toll on me now!"
by Scotty Davis

WWE fans watch in awe as Shawn Michaels uses his patented Sweet Chin Music
to deflect the legendary Man Boobs.
by Rebecca27




The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here we see Uncle Fester and Gomez trying their hand at calling a match.
by CheesyChaz

Michael Cole and Tazz raise their hands in excitement as Vince McMahon asks "Who wants to join the kiss my ass club?"
by ziggyny1

Tazz and Cole react to Billy Gunn's new 'Simon Says' gimmick.
Gunn: "Mr Ass says wave this way!...Mr Ass says give me some sort of reaction!"
by All_Seas



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Boy: "Trish, as almost your whole body is fake, you might wanna do something about your nose as well."
by Y2J Version1

Here we have a picture of Trish as she tries out to be Gollum in the next Lord of the Rings movie!
by Carla Morales

Trish: "Excuse me?...Hello?....my eyes are up here......you know on my face not my chest. Hey, Jerry Lawler take your son away now"
by chris smith



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Here is the moment Tajiri and Funaki decide they should no longer carpool
with the flatulent Ultimo Dragon.
by Kevin McCarron

Funaki: "Ahhhhh! Door choppy choppy my pee pee!"
by WVJagFan

Tajiri unveils his new "silent but deadly" mist, unfortunately he didn't warn Funaki
by Joe Clark

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Lawler: "Hey, look what the Smackdown superstars brought back from Iraq!"
by Jesse Corah

Jerry Lawler's new wife may not be a looker, but check out those puppies!
by Joe Clark

Lawler: "If you thought I looked bad in a wrestling outfit, just look at this guy!"
by pj



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Haas' reaction after hearing that Shelton is really Shaniqua!
by Bobby Adams

Ladies and gentlemen, the new president of the United States.
by DIA11385

Haas & Benjamin: "We've got one of Saddam Hussain's Lookalikes!"
Soldiers: "No guys that's Vince McMahon not Saddam Hussain!"
Haas & Benjamin: "Well we were damn close, he sure is evil!"
by Chrisann Stewart



The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

Edge thinks to himself: "If I keep this facial hair on my return then maybe Vince will think I'm Triple H"
Edge: "Hi Vince, I am the game and I so reek of awesomeness"
by Eric Yip

In this picture we see Edge, half way through the process of becoming a werewolf for his new upcoming movie "American Werewolf in Canada"
by TeamXtreme4eva3

Classy suit:$300
Surgery:$1500
Being out a whole year and still being more over than your 'brother': PRICELESS!
by adan nevarez

Edge: "Yeah the rehab's going well, I'll soon be able to straighten my pinkie finger"
by EdgeheadNo1

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

And the first runner up in the beauty pageant is... Trish Stratus!
by Jericho819

Trish and Chris both thinking: "I'm killing who ever is in wardrobe...we look like the freaking blonde Canadian Osmonds!"
by DriretlanKhaak

Jericho: "Not to be mean here, Trish, but you really should have put the fake-tan on your face as well!"
by XRaZeR665x

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Orton: "Ahhhhhhh, I just killed the legend of Spike Dudley, Waaaaasssssssssssssuuuuuuuuupppp??!!!"
by Chris Korvin

Apparently, someone forgot to tell Randy Orton that there were no plans to resurrect the nWo.
by Chen Arbel

You've just met Randy Orton........Picture Killer!
by JuStIn33187



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Steph: "So that's where Hunter got his nose from!"
by lee

Both newlyweds find it hard to contain their laughter over each others' new haircuts.
by graham bell

HHH (to himself): "Steph really needs implants.....Maybe I'll buy her surgery for our 1st Anniversary..."
Stephanie (to herself): "God he needs a nose job.......Maybe I'll buy him surgery for our 1st anniversary......"
by USAgurl9020

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Matt Hardy is so happy with the quality of Lita's surgery that he might forget the quality of Lita's matches.
by JonoPike

Matt: "DAMN! It looks like the rock star, and disturbed artist phase hit Jeff hard."
by Snipesver5

And here is Matt Hardy's illegitimate child after Lita had a fling with Albert
by UF0J0E

 



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Arn (to bartender at HHH's wedding): "Get me a damn beer!"
Mick (after realising that he has to spend the whole day with HHH and Steph): "Uhh, make that 2..."
by John Sig

Mick: "This is how many minutes it took for me to eat my double cheese burger, BIG fries, and 3 donuts."
by Natalie

Mick: "You were right Arn, scissors do beat paper, but they don't beat rocks or Sycho Sid"
by Bruce Game



The 3 best entries, in no particular order:

Cena: "Yeah, I'm doing a rap tonight and I'm a little stuck. What the hell rhymes with 'orange'?
by luke ingamells

John Cena's reaction after he's been told by his agent that his upcoming album will feature a duet with 'The Macho Man' Randy Savage
by The AZ Man

Cena: "You can hear me, but you can't see me!!!"
by Breanne Ulloa

 



The 4 best entries, in no particular order:

JR: "Nooooooooooooooo someone ate all the donuts. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??"
by lucky Riot

World Wrestling Entertainment teaches its viewers a variety of little-known facts. For example, not many people know that Jabba the Hutt was a Sooners fan.
by Rebecca

Here we see a picture of the Marshmallow Man from the highly anticipated Ghostbusters III
by Lee

If you think JR's got more chins than a Chinese phone book give me a hell yeah!
by Janetturner4