TRANSLATIONS

We used the AltaVista Translator to translate the quotes of the WWF wrestlers in to a foreign language and then back in to English.

   


The Rock's about to lay the smack down on your roody poo candy ass

FRENCH:
The Rock approximately to extend the smack downwards on your ass roody of sugar refinery of poo

ITALIAN:
The Cliff approximately in order placing the smack down on your ass roody of the candy of poo

 


That's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold said so

GERMAN:
That is said cold to a final result cause of the stone, therefore it is said the stone cold weather of the cause of the untereren line therefore

FRENCH:
It is the Stone Cold of cause of lower line said thus

 

 
I've got two words for you, suck it

SPANISH:
I have two words for you, I inhale it

ITALIAN:
Have got two words for you, I suck it

 

 
If you smell what The Rock is cooking

ITALIAN:
If you odor who what The Cliff is cooking

FRENCH:
If you odor what The Rock makes cook

 

 
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages Degeneration X
proudly brings to you its WWF tag team champions of the world: the Road Dogg Jesse Jammes, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws

GERMAN:
Proudly his WWF label team master of the world gets you ladies and gentleman boys and girl children all ages degeneration X: the road of doggjessejammes, which false donkeys billy gunn, which outlaws new age.

SPANISH:
The ladies and the boys of the horsemen and the children of the girls of all degeneration X of the ages bring proud their champions to him of the equipment of the label of WWF of the world: jammes of jesse of dogg of the way, badly gunn of the ass billy, the new age prohibits

 

 
I think you'd better recognize

GERMAN:
I think that you would detect better

ITALIAN:
Task that you have recognized more best

 

 
Are you ready? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home, let's get ready to suck it!

GERMAN:
Are you ready for use? Then for thousands present and the millions, which monitor at home, let us become finished to suck it!

SPANISH:
Are ready you? Then for the thousands in the attention and million that watch in the country, we are able ready to inhale it.

 

 
It's me, It's me, It's that D-O-G-G.

GERMAN:
She is I, it is I, that D-O-G-G

SPANISH:
She is I, he is I, the one that is D-O-G-G

 

  
What does everybody want?

ITALIAN:
That what makes everyone to wish

SPANISH:
What does to all wishes?

 

  
Have a Nice Day.

GERMAN:
Have one Nice day 

SPANISH:
Be of Nice

 

  
Welcome to Raw Is Jericho

FRENCH:
The welcome with vintage is Jericho  

SPANISH:
The reception to without processing is Jericho

 

  
I am the Game.

FRENCH:
I am the play.

ITALIAN:
They are the game.

 

  
The millions and millions of The Rock's fans are all chanting his name.

SPANISH:
Million and million of the ventilators of The Rock are all that sing well-known his.

GERMAN:
All millions and millions of The Rock fans are, those sing its name.

 

  
It doesn't matter what your name is.

GERMAN:
Does not constitute not, what your name is.

ITALIAN:
Does not import that what your name is.

 

  
If you do not know me, you ain't my homey.

FRENCH:
If you do not know me, you ain't my close friend.

PORTUGUESE:
If you haven't know me, you ain't mine home.

 

  
Unlike me, you people don't have the three I's: intensity, integrity and intelligence!

FRENCH:
With the difference of me, you populate do not have the three I: intensity, integrity and intelligence!

PORTUGUESE:
In contrast to me, you populate you do not have the three I: intensity, integrity and intelligence!

 


I am one bad mamma jammer!

FRENCH:
I am a bad jammer of mamma!

GERMAN:
I am falsely more mamma hammer!

 

  
I am the game because I am that damn good!

FRENCH:
I am the play because I am that rotten good!

ITALIAN:
They are the game because they are that cursed good!

 

  
I am going to back that ass up!

PORTUGUESE:
I am going to support this donkey above!

SPANISH:
I am going to move that ass for above backwards!

 


For the benefit of those with flash photography Christian and I are going to pose for 5 seconds!

FRENCH:
To the profit of those with instantaneous photography me and the Christian will pose during 5 seconds!

GERMAN:
In favor of them with sharp photography I and Christian for 5 seconds will raise!

 


Stephanie you filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding trash bag ho!

FRENCH:
Stephanie disgusting themselves, modified, disgusting, lower Ho of feeding of bag of refuse!

ITALIAN:
Stephanie repugnant you, dirty, disgusting, I have an inferior feeding of the bag of the refuse!

 


Thug life born, thug life bred and when the time is right I am gonna be thug life dead!

FRENCH:
The life of gangster supported by life of gangster multiplied and when time is right gangster I am is the life of gangster dead 

ITALIAN:
The life of the thug sopportata raised life of the thug and when the time is thug of right  I am is life of the thug out of order

 


When I threw Mick Foley off that cage, I made him famous. Now I wonder who I am going to make famous tonight.

GERMAN:
When I threw Mick Foley away from this framework, I educated him
famous. Now surprise me, I will famous this evening form for whom.

PORTUGUESE:
When I played Mick Foley I am of this bird cage, I made it
famous. Now I want to know who I am going to make today to the famous night.

 


What about me, what about Raven?

ITALIAN:
Which thing approximately me, than what approximately Raven?

SPANISH:
What on me, on what they Raven?

 


Gore! Gore! Gore!

SPANISH:
Spilled blood!  Spilled blood!  Spilled blood!

ITALIAN:
Gusset!  Gusset!  Gusset!

 


My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I don't deserve this!

SPANISH:
My name is cold Steve of rock Austin, and I do not deserve this!

ITALIAN:
My name is cold Steve of stone Austin and not merit this!

 

 


I don't know what the bloody hell you're talking about!

GERMAN:
I do not know, with which bloody hell you deal with yourselves!

ITALIAN:
I do not know about that what hell bleeding you is speaking!

 

 


Prove me wrong

JAPANESE:
Prove me by mistake

ITALIAN:
Demonstrate it wrong

 

 


Here comes the money!

PORTUGUESE:
It comes the money here!

GERMAN:
Here the cash comes!

 

 


Oh, it's true, it's true!

FRENCH:
Ah, admittedly it is true!

GERMAN:
Oh, it is applicable, it is applicable!

 


That miserable little specimen Spike!

FRENCH:
This small transient unhappy of specimen!

GERMAN:
This miserable small sample material point!


Good God! I have never witnessed anything like this in all my years in this
business.

FRENCH:
Good God! I was never pilot of anything of similar in all my years in these
businesses.

ITALIAN:
God Bond! I have not never testified something of similar during all my
years in this commerce.


That ring you're standing in? It's my yard. And I'm the big dog that runs
that yard.

SPANISH:
That ring that you are being stopped inside? It is my yard. And I am the
great dog that executes that yard.

JAPANESE:
That ring which you have raised? That is my yard. And I move that yard which
is the large dog.


We so totally reek of awesomeness!

FRENCH:
Us so much completely bad smell of awesomeness!

SPANISH:
We so totally scent of awesomeness!

 


D'Von, get the tables!

ITALIAN:
Of Von, they obtain the tables!

PORTUGUESE:
D'von, starts tables!

 


Yo it's me it's me it's DDP!

KOREAN:
The Yo to it to by by is I which am I which am a DDP!

SPANISH:
I she is I who am I is DDP!

 


Can you dig it sucka?

PORTUGUESE:
Can you excavate to sucker it?

KOREAN:
It sells sucker it it spreads out the bedspread R cloth it connected?

 


Tell me you didn't just say that!

FRENCH:
Say to me that you simply did not say that!

KOREAN:
You only talk to to me which do not talk that!

 


I'm Buff and I'm the stuff!

KOREAN:
I am light yellow and the material!

GERMAN:
I am leather colours and I am the material!